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**WARNING** Quilt Pox
Very Contagious to Adults
Symptoms:
Continual complaint as to need for snuggling under a handmade quilt. Patient has blank expression, sometimes deaf to spouse,
kids, and friends. Has no taste for bedspreads or electric blankets. Hangs out at Quilting Bees. Mumbles to self "Log Cabin,"
"Double Wedding Ring," "Ohio Rose, "Need Fat Quarters."
NO KNOWN CURE
Treatment:
Medication is useless; disease is not fatal. Victim should attend as many Quilt Shows and visit as many Quilt Shops as possible.
(Author unknown)
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